D-Bag of the Day/Week

[Corey]

***Until I find a new layout, I'm going to go new to old.***

THE D BAG OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TOOOO...


A random youtube user that posted this:
"I really hate gay ppl!!!!(I don't care if this is a racist comment)"

^----Must I go on?...



Ferris Bueller Wannabe Faces 38 Years in Prison After Changing Grades



The Orange County District Attorney has charged 18-year-old student Omar Khan with 69 felony counts—including identity theft, computer fraud, falsifying a public record, second degree burglary and watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off and War Games 5,405 times—after allegedly getting into Tesoro High School's computers to change his grades. The Matthew Broderick wannabe was not very subtle, though, leaving a trail the size of the Exxon Valdez's oil spill.

According to the DA and the Orange County Sheriff, Khan and fellow student Tanvir Singh committed their crimes between January and May 2008, breaking into the school on numerous times using a stolen key. The brilliant Khan also attempted to steal a teacher's password to push his grades and those of 12 other students. All of this while both were exchanging text messages discussing their activities the whole time.

Apparently, the smartymorons pushed their C, D and F grades to As and Bs, hoping that nobody would notice. But when Khan got denied admission to the University of California, he went back to school to ask for a new transcript.

Being a bad student, the school administrators noticed the new stellar grade record, starting the investigation that has ended in this court case, and Khan's potential 38-year degree in laundry systems, cooking and inter-personal communication, with a second major in shower plumbing, sponsored by California's state prison system.




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This Crazy-plane lady.

Smoking Woman In Air Rage
Flight diverted after passenger lights up cigarette, goes nuts
JUNE 19--
Meet Christina Szele. The 35-year-old New Yorker was charged yesterday with causing a disturbance on a JetBlue flight after she lit up a cigarette at her seat, punched a flight attendant in the jaw, and kicked and screamed when airline personnel tried to restrain her. Oh, Szele also allegedly threatened to kill one flight attendant and called him a "dumb mother fucker" and "fuckin' nigger." The JetBlue flight from New York to San Francisco made an emergency landing in Denver Tuesday afternoon following Szele's outburst, which is detailed in an affidavit filed along with a U.S. District Court criminal complaint. Szele told investigators that she drank two beers prior to going to John F. Kennedy airport and downed three vodka drinks while onboard Flight 643, but noted that she had a "high tolerance" for alcohol. She claimed not to remember lighting up a cigarette or slugging anyone (since she is not a violent person). But she did cop to cursing frequently and often using the "F" word. A passenger quoted in the affidavit recalled that Szele was "speaking to herself," adding that he "heard and then smelled a match strike. I smelled cigarette smoke, leaned forward and saw the lit cigarette in her hand." Szele, pictured below in a mug shot snapped last year following a disorderly conduct bust in California, was charged with assault and interfering with a flight crew, a felony carrying a maximum of 20 years in prison. A federal magistrate yesterday ordered Szele held in lieu of a detention hearing scheduled for June 23.


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Man accidentally kills himself while trying to rob a Grand Prairie home

03:17 PM CDT on Wednesday, June 18, 2008
By DAN X. McGRAW / The Dallas Morning News
dmcgraw@dallasnews.com

A 19-year-old man accidentally shot and killed himself Tuesday morning while he was attempting to rob a Grand Prairie home, authorities said.

Cameron Sands, 19, of Fort Worth kicked in the door of the house and then shot himself in the stomach as he pulled a gun out of his pants to shoot the homeowner, Grand Prairie police said. The homeowner was not injured.

After Mr. Sands shot himself, he dropped the gun and ran out of the home. Police found his body around 5:30 a.m. in the driveway of the home in the 2800 block Garden Grove Road, said Lt. John Brimmer, a Grand Prairie police spokesman.

“This is the first that I’ve heard of a robbery suspect killing himself as he is drawing a gun out of his waist band,” Lt. Brimmer said. “The criminal evidence points to that. It certainly isn’t common.”

The Tarrant County Medical Examiner has ruled the death an accident.

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Yeahh, so you guys remember the legendary "Rocks, paper or scizzors". Yeah, well they have an official league for that..

Rock Paper Scissors title is at hand for UH student | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

I just find it ridiculous. There's no skill. It's a luck based game.

[Sgt.Simpson]

He is, indeed, a Douchebag!
Nice finds, are we going to have another one tomorow?

[Katastrophic]

Yeah Corey, you should make this a daily thing. ^_^
Like the stupid criminal thing on the morning news!

[Corey]

I don't make an effort to find things, but if i do in fact find something, ill post it up. How would you want me to set up the thread?

[Katastrophic]

You should probably just do it in a new post, so that it doesn't make one crazy-long first post && that people would know it was updated.

&& these people are freakin' nuts! XP

[Stark]

THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

The basics

Rock Paper Scissors is played between two players. It's an equal opportunity sport. No equipment is necessary, though some players prefer to wear ``throwing gloves'' for maximum comfort and intimidation. All you need is an arm and a wrist and fingers. It is best to wear loose-fitting clothes, and pre-game stretching and manicures are strongly encouraged.

The throws

There are three permissible ``throws'' in RPS: Rock, Paper or Scissors. Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper covers rock. There are NO exceptions. When two players ``shoot'' the same throw, it is a stalemate, and they must throw again.

A player who makes an illegal throw - including but not limited to Hang Loose, Westsi-ide, Fire, Water, the Bird, the Fonz, Su-Fi, Live Long and Prosper, Texas Longhorn, the Big and I've Got Your Nose - will lose a point and may be disqualified.

Rock can be thrown any way as long as the fist is clenched, as if you're squeezing the life out of Stuart Little.

Scissors is formed with your index finger and middle finger extended and shaped like a V. It can be thrown horizontally or vertically (Please note that international rules differ.)

Paper is formed by extending all your fingers out, as if you're about to slap your little brother. It is always delivered horizontally. Never vertically. Vertical paper is for hoodlums and misfits, and we don't stand for it. Paper is traditionally thrown palm down, but may be delivered palm up, which is called the Subpoena. Serving the Subpoena is considered arrogant, but can be very effective when used properly.

The action

The pump consists of closing a fist, holding it out in front of your body with elbow bent at a 45-degree angle, and thrusting it up and down three times. This must be done IN SYNC with the opposing player. Players are allowed to chant ``RO-SHAM-BO'' to help get in sync, In fact, it is even encouraged.

The shoot is when a player actually delivers the throw. It comes after the first three pumps. Players may follow shouting ``ro-sham-bo'' with ``shoot.'' The delivery of the shoot must be in sync with the opponent. If the shoot or the pump is not in sync at any time, the referee may declare the action dead, or penalize the player at fault. Point is: Be in sync. Seriously.

Each ``engagement'' begins with a referee raising his hand vertically between the two opponents and saying the word ``engage!'' (Please note; in international play, this is commonly stated as ``en garde.'') The referee's call cues the players to ``pump.'' It can also be a clever time to propose to your girlfriend. If for some reason you don't have a referee, it is up to the players to cue the action.

The gameplay

Each throw is considered an ``engagement.'' The best of three engagements is a bout. The best of three bouts is a match. All referees' calls are final. Instant replay has not yet been instituted in RPS. There is no post-match arbitration allowed, so deal with it, crybaby.

lol @ seriousness.

[Corey]

Yeah. Ik. The friggen elementary game of choice-making. -.-........

[Stark]

This is more irritating than a D&D nerd bagging people who are addicted to WOW.

[TonyComix]

KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!


What about D&D nerds picking on the poor helpless TCG nerds?

[Stark]

sigh. They is all bad. I am just glad they don't spawn in my state.

[TonyComix]

Lucky asshole...

[Corey]

rofl. 'spawn'... so yey or ney on the dbag thing. should i make an effort/make it routine?

[Stark]

You should change it to "of the week".

[Corey]

or d bag*S* of the week. So if my lazy kicks in, i'm not obligated =]

[Corey]

lol more dbags.

Guy tried to break in and got stuck in a window.. upside down.
Pictured: The burglar left dangling by shoelaces from victim's bay window | Mail Online

And also, Miley Cyrus. She's a big dbag for this reason, she is saying "come to my birthday party", ... at disney land. $250 dollar tickets.

Miley Cyrus selling $250 tix to birthday party


(WONT LET ME POST NEW THREADS IN THE NEWS ROOM)

Can an admin fiddle around pls?

[Stark]

Miley Cyrus really gets on my nerves. For some reason, I hate the bitch, just like I hate Soulja Boi. But at least he and Fl